About halfway through the reception, the brides mother went to her daughter and said, "Go upstairs and ah make ah your husband ah happy, eh?" The bride did as she was told, and upon finding her new husband, she took him upstairs above the celebrating crowd`s watchful eye. He knew what was to take place, wasting no time, he took his tuxedo jacket, dress shirt and t-shirt off. She noticed that he had a hairy chest! Aghast, she quickly ran downstairs, found her mother and told her "Momma, he`s got ah hairy chest!" Her mother, in hopes to calm her down, said "Go upstairs and ah make ah your husband ah happy, eh?" She went back upstairs. He then took off his pants and she noticed that his legs were hairy too! She was quite old fashioned and didn`t know what to think, so she ran downstairs yet again to find her mother. She found her, pulled her aside and said, "Momma, Momma Mia - he`s got ah hairy legs too, what am I ah going to do, eh?" Her mother trying to soothe her again, said "Now go upstairs child and make ah your husband ah happy, eh? Now go upstairs child!" She went back to the room, when she entered, he took his shoes off, then his socks. When she looked down, she noticed that one of his feet was half gone! She ran downstairs, frightened and found Momma once again - "Momma, he`s got ah foot and ah half!" But this time, the mother thought and said "Child, you stay downstairs and ah let your Momma go upstairs and ah make ah your husband ah happy!"
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